Zach Evans

You probably hate Zachary Landone Evans ('09) already, especially if you're affiliated with COPAO or work at the SIC. Known for having numerous interesting ideas on co-op living and sexual information, many of which are taken rather poorly. This effect is known as Zacklash.

[edit] Habitat

A wild Zachary can most frequently be spotted in either Harkness or North, playing Warhammer or perhaps philosophizing. A Zachary can be easily trapped in a hole 7 feet or more in depth the walls of which have been prepared with layers of Robotussin.