Nagamatsu's Law

Nagamatsu's Law states that no hook-up initiated, most specifically by a heterosexual male, through Oberlin Confessional will ever succeed.

Its namesake is Sean Nagamatsu, who repeatedly and unsuccessfully attempted to engage in coeducational experiences through the site when it was first hosted by Harris Lapiroff at its current domain name. It has been broken numerous times, most notably by Sean Nagamatsu himself (officially announced May 16, 2007), but remains in use, as successful hookups are rare.