Letter from Molly Tyson to Union Street housing residents

In early September 2005, Molly Tyson sent a letter to all Union Street housing residents (all links added; typos were in the source, see below):

Hello All,

I am, writing to provide you with the latest information from Facility Planning and Construction regarding some concerns students have had about the Union Street Apartments.

  1. Hot Water - The contracting plumbers are currently working on the hot water issue and will hopefully be resolved by Friday. Many of you should be able to get hot water by running the faucet for 10 - 15 minutes. There is a temporary water heating system in place that is not working as efficiently as was expected. Once this is resolved by Friday, you should hat hot water readily available.
  2. Internet - After speaking with CIT today, they will be completing the Internet connections to all buildings by Thursday.
  3. Microwaves - Microwaves will be provided in each apartment and will be installed/delivered by the end of September.
  4. Blinds/Shades - Temporary shades have been installed in all first floor apartments and will be installed in the 2nd and 3rd floor apartments for 126, 110, 102, and 96 Union Streets and 272 Goldsmith Drive. Permanent blinds should be installed in all apartments by the end of September.
  5. Construction - Three buildings are still under construction at the site. Please use caution when walking through the area. Construction will begin each day at 8:00 AM and end at 5:00 PM.
  6. Bike Racks - Unsheltered bike racks will be installed in front of each building on natural stone patios by the end of September.
  7. RCR - Please return your RCR for your apartment to the Office of Residential Education as soon as possible. THis will be used by the contractors t make sure that there are no additional items already on their punch list that need fixed. A schedule will be sent out to you regarding when the contractors will be in your apartments to fix items on the punch list or your RCR.

If you have any questions, please let us know. We thank you for your patience and understanding in opening these new buildings.

Thank you,

Molly

Molly J. Tyson
Associate Dean/Director of Residential Education
155 North Professor Street
Stevenson Hall - Griswold Commons
phone: 440-775-8472
fax: 440-775-8149

(text from an anonymous comment on LiveJournal; original date of letter unknown)

It's been met with some criticism. "Note the impressive comma use in the first sentence. Priceless." --anonymous (8 Sep 2005) [1]