Laura Cocks
Laura Motherfucking Cocks ('11) plays a mean flute and enjoys cupcakes, readily mixing either with a healthy dose of either The Smashing Pumpkins or Dmitri Shostakovich. A vegan and animal lover, Laura agrees that the second half of this sentence has nothing to do with the first half. She lives in Harkness and will almost certainly make your day if given a moment's chance.
[edit] Accent
Laura also either possesses a Chicago accent or is one of the few individuals in the continental United States to speak truly nonregional English. Either way, the results are comical.
"Dray-gon!" -Laura attempting to say "dragon"
"FECK!" -Laura attempting to say "fuck"
"Thet." -Laura attempting to say "that"
"BETCH." -Laura attempting to say "bitch"
