Fakafe

Fakafe (also spelled Fakeafe, Facafe, and Lamecafe) is the colloquialism for the new, temporary relocation of what was once Decafe. It exists in Wilder Main for the duration of the construction in the original Decafe.

Fakafe offers all the products of the original Decafe, minus the best parts (hand-made sandwiches, smoothies, late hours, free [soda] pop and extensive coffee selections). Hence, the designation "Fake."

Once construction on the ruptured sewage line completes, the original Decafe will supposedly re-open, tentatively scheduled for the first day of Spring 2008.