Eliza Milner

Eliza Milner ('11) is one of the more sophisticated robots living in Harkness House in the 08-09 school year. She is double majoring in neuroscience and biochemistry with a minor in math, and has never actually lived in her assigned room in Harkness in the past two years. She has several modes of operation:

[edit] Science Mode

In this mode, used more frequently than the others, Eliza Milner dissects and measures EVERYTHING. If you build it, she will calibrate it or lesion it. Period. To Science Mode Eliza Milner, everything looks like a neuron.

[edit] Cupcake Mode

This mode, at a higher drive threshold than Science Mode, can be commonly witnessed when Eliza Milner's Science mode becomes ineffective in solving a given problem. Instead, Eliza Milner makes cupcakes. Lots of them. The ingredients Eliza Milner incorporates vary with the circumstances, but may vary from conventional ingredients to inedibles. Nearly all cupcakes produced thus are reported to be delicious despite the variable ingredients.

In Cupcake Mode, Eliza can deflect Ki Blasts from Level II Super Saiyans without tiring.

[edit] Pizza Mode

When Cupcake and Science modes fail to fulfill Eliza Milner's directives in a given scenario, Eliza Milner will enter Pizza mode. Pizza mode is similar to Cupcake Mode but centers around the production of pizza instead of cupcakes and involves a statistically significant amount of screaming and/or skanking. When in Pizza mode, Eliza Milner may mistake other humans for units in an RTS.

Pizza Mode Eliza Milner can deflect photons with energies exceeding 400 GeV and glitter owls with energies exceeding 700 TeV.

[edit] Drugs and Booze Mode

Oh, shit. Now you've done it.

[edit] Power Source

She's solar-powered.

[edit] Quotes

"It's totally possible to be completely without sound. You just have to lesion the right parts." --Eliza on John Cage's 4'33"

"Life is sordid." (attributed)