David Crean

Hola?

based on the way things went last year, there are lots of people who have a crush on Dave Crean, and Dave has a crush on every HomeStar Runner episode.

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Before the dark times, before the politics major, david was a skate punk in east LA stealing lunches from grannies and trannies. His roving gang of wildebeast boardwalk cowboys left no turn unstoned. They flew down symphony flyers! They shouted up empty cisterns! Barfights, percent signs, no probalo! One time David's gang got in a fight with a pack of ninjas, and he uppercut them good. He would give all his profits to orphanages.