Chris Pisani

According to campus graffiti, Chris Pisani huffs mad dong. (More dong than Jake Brody? Unlikely.)

Chris is a member of the bowling league team the Meatheads and is quite possibly the largest member of the team, which may be why he is reputed to be "the biggest Meathead on campus". His enthusiastic outbursts during league nights are one of the attractions of bowling late on a Sunday night.