Brothers Jim & Jed

In years past, spring would roll around and Brother Jed Smock would visit the Oberlin campus annually to tell us all that we are a bunch of heathen sinners going to straight to hell. Obies usually gathered in droves to hear him preach in Tappan Square, as it is near the end of the semester and they are in desparate need of entertainment. While frequently mocked (e.g. homosexual couples deciding it was a good time to start making out, frequent and conspicuous consumption of pot and alcohol), these preachers always return.

In recent years, they've been sending some other guy... Saint Steven?