Brian Piper

Brian Piper is a champ. Brian was a Mathematics and Theater double major, with a concentration in acting. He also concentrates on Maria Bell, if you know what I mean. Brian has ten toes, ten fingers, and one terrible flaw. Brian has acted in a lot of stuff, because he's afraid of being himself. Brian is known for his loud voice, his strong opinions, and his penchant for toadstool lubrication. Brian has moved to North Carolina to become a star and get drunk at grad school, where he will study OPERATIONS RESEARCH.

He is recognizable by his baby face and hair.

"Don't mess around with me until you're ready to mess around with me." -Brian Piper