Ben Shirley-Quirk

An alum of 2004, known for his large pants, lanky frame, incredibly curly hair, and wonderfully incurable sluttishness.

He was, at least at some point, a member of Piscapo's Arm and the Obertones. Among the Obertones, he is more affectionately known as "Squirk".

"Benjamin Shirley-Quirk is neither a Shirley, nor a Quirk." [1]